Tag Archives: Crimes of the Stupid

Sean Lewis

See Ya Later, Alligator! VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. – Authorities have charged Sean Lewis, 45, with alligator poaching after his mother called 911 on Monday to report him. Lewis told cops he received the small alligator from a friend who was supposed …Read More

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Jasmine Johnson

Chuck E. Cheese’s ~ Is Where A Kid Can Be A Purse Snatcher? Jasmine Daneishamonique Johnson, 26, and Chantel Ciarra Jenkins, 24,  walked into the Chuck-E-Cheese restaurant in Brandon to attend a birthday according to a news release from the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s …Read More

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Jeffrey Allen Jones

HEY!  Is That A Spear In Your Pocket? SACRAMENTO, CA – A 56-year-old man with long wild hair and beard tossed a spear at a passing vehicle in Sacramento, Calif., on Tuesday, according to the police report. The police said …Read More

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Lynn Marie Herzog

MISSOURI CHAINSAW CRAZINESS LINCOLN COUNTY, MO – While wearing a ski mask, Lynn Marie Herzog, 50, is accused of screaming, cursing and brandishing a chainsaw at neighborhood boys Sunday from her lawn in Lincoln County, Mo. Patricia Manker called the …Read More

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Jennifer Betterly

Drive-Thru Rage LARGO, FL – Police say a Florida woman accused of ramming another car in a fast-food restaurant’s drive-thru lane was upset about another woman’s slow ordering. Largo police said Jennifer Lynn Betterly, 24, rammed her Ford Focus into …Read More

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Crimes Of The Stupid ~ Special Walmart Edition

Low Prices On Babies.  Always. SALINAS, CA – Two women called police when a man approached them outside a Walmart in Salinas, California, offering to sell them his baby for $25. At first they thought the man, Patrick Fousek, was …Read More

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Kohler

LOL!  That’s Not Funny. SALEM, OR – A judge in Oregon noticed an unexpected glow on a juror’s chest while the courtroom lights were dimmed during video evidence in an armed-robbery trial. The juror, it seemed, was texting. Marion County Circuit …Read More

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Tinker

Meth Lab Found in Oceanfront Myrtle Beach Hotel While on vacation, you should never take your work with you… Two people are in Myrtle Beach police custody after officers discovered a methamphetamine lab at an oceanfront hotel, according to a …Read More

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Crimes of the Stupid

Random Act of Kindness? No Thank You BOSTON, MASSACHUCETTS – Boston Police caught Evan T. Dorsey in the act of breaking into a house after neighbors called them.  Police Captain Richard Fuller says neighbors noticed Dorsey walking around the neighborhood …Read More

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