Tag Archives: Stupid Criminals

Crimes Of The Stupid 6-23-2013

HEY!  Is That A Spear In Your Pocket? SACRAMENTO, CA – A 56-year-old man with long wild hair and beard tossed a spear at a passing vehicle in Sacramento, Calif., on Tuesday, according to the police report. The police said …Read More

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Crimes Of The Stupid June 16, 2013

MISSOURI CHAINSAW CRAZINESS LINCOLN COUNTY, MO – While wearing a ski mask, Lynn Marie Herzog, 50, is accused of screaming, cursing and brandishing a chainsaw at neighborhood boys Sunday from her lawn in Lincoln County, Mo. Patricia Manker called the …Read More

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Crimes Of The Stupid June 2, 2013

Drive-Thru Rage LARGO, FL – Police say a Florida woman accused of ramming another car in a fast-food restaurant’s drive-thru lane was upset about another woman’s slow ordering. Largo police said Jennifer Lynn Betterly, 24, rammed her Ford Focus into …Read More

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Crimes Of The Stupid ~ Special Walmart Edition

Low Prices On Babies.  Always. SALINAS, CA – Two women called police when a man approached them outside a Walmart in Salinas, California, offering to sell them his baby for $25. At first they thought the man, Patrick Fousek, was …Read More

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Crimes of the Stupid - April 28, 2013

SANTA FE, N.M. – A man who calls himself “El Dentista” is in jail on a charge that he has been practicing dentistry in Santa Fe without a license for more than five years. Not only is El Dentista practicing …Read More

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Crimes of the Stupid

Meth Lab Found in Oceanfront Myrtle Beach Hotel While on vacation, you should never take your work with you… Two people are in Myrtle Beach police custody after officers discovered a methamphetamine lab at an oceanfront hotel, according to a …Read More

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Crimes of the Stupid

Random Act of Kindness? No Thank You BOSTON, MASSACHUCETTS – Boston Police caught Evan T. Dorsey in the act of breaking into a house after neighbors called them.  Police Captain Richard Fuller says neighbors noticed Dorsey walking around the neighborhood …Read More

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